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Nice thighs, IMO. (I almost typed out “thights” instead of thighs.)

Hey, we can see your doodle

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This needs to be a caption contest

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I make myself wear spandex when I do yard work. Bike shorts, singlets, whatever. My stuff needs to be put to use. One day the neighbor across the street brought out her lawn chair and watched me.

(Don’t wear your nice spandex for yard work. Branches, bugs, sweat, etc. They’ll tear it up.)

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White speedos are the best. Haven’t seen them in a while.
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