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Monthly Archives: August 2009

Equestrian Vaulting

We’ve had rugball, a mix of wrestling and basketball. Why not put another two sports in the blender? Oh, say, horseback riding and gymnastics. Another sport invented. Again, I love the skin-tight bodysuits, but actually seeing what they do makes my eyes hurt a little bit.

Laptop Catching

For out-of-work athletes:
Pitcher & Catcher wanted for a new sport. Requires firm grip and impeccable timing. General agility very desirable. Related experience: baseball/softball, gymnastics, wrestling. Must wear spandex.

This is seriously OMG, WTF, and unbelievable.

Disclaimer: This is a Guerrilla marketing video. I am not endorsing the product.

100m Bolt

Usain Bolt set a new world record in the 100 meter sprint. Couldn’t have done it without spandex.

Very Nice Bulge

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The way that package hangs is the perfect form for the bulge. If the suit is too tight it just mushes your junk against your body. But a good fit gives supports it like a hammock, and the crease lines up to the hips compliments it nicely. This effect works best when you wear one-piece suits like wrestling singlets or triathlon suits.

Performance

You should have no doubt as to where I belong in the cycling world — it’s all about performance!

Posing

Sure, they wear spandex, but is it a sport?

Lycra and Rope

A zentai full suit and getting tied up. Someone did that to me once and it’s kind of fun, actually.

Shake it out

Warming up for a bike ride.

Recharge

I hope I don’t come across as endorsing any brand. Compression recovery is nothing new; UA is just slapping a brand on it. In the bicycling industry I’m familiar with Zoot, 2XU, etc. Don’t forget Bike, usually known for jock straps, they’ve been making compression shorts for decades. If this market gets big enough, I expect there will be generic brands and I can save some money.

Locker Room

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