From Wigger Broadcast:
Staying on top and in charge. This Silver wrestler, through a series of chain moves and hard-ons, has managed to dominate his opponent and win. Achieved through rigorous Mental planning and exceeding physical expectations, his win stands erect in the face of the crowd. And although his success was hard won and he was certainly stiff competition, his mighty boner overpowers his desire to stay in the ring longer and collect his laurels. Luckily for him, the locker room is up next.