LycraKeen

Love the slo-mo sounds that make this video very arousing. Love how the guy in black has a semi waiting for his opponent that’s bending over for him.

I think this preview violates copyright. Won’t last long.

First, look at one of the best videos ever:

So I hear, after this scene they go off somewhere and begin doing unmentionables to each other. This production stars Hungarian wrestling champion Gergo Szabo (“Sergio Foster” on the screen), who was booted off the Hungarian national team in 2004 for doing these porn flicks, as reported by sports writer Jim Provenzano.

More on this here and here. Btw, this is old news.

Wrestling With Tradition: a NYT article from 2005 about the emergence of the two-piece wrestling uniform.

Yet to the casual observer these [professional wrestling] costumes, or the lack thereof, are less humiliating than the wrestling uniforms that adolescent and collegiate competitors have endured for the last century. From the high-waisted tights of the 1920′s to the three-piece tank, stirrup tights and shorts combo of the 50′s to the modern-day singlet mandated by athletic organizations for at least four decades – basically an oversize jockstrap with suspenders – they may be the most mocked athletic uniform in existence, but they are part of a sport that above all values tradition.

The article then describes the two-piece:

The new outfit more closely resembles a superhero’s ensemble, a skintight T-shirt tucked into skintight shorts, like something the cyclist Lance Armstrong would wear. Compared to the singlet, its design is conservative, but it has touched off a smackdown among coaches, regulators and manufacturers over what two-piece uniforms will do for the sport.

I like the singlet because it holds my junk just right, something the shorts don’t always do well. Also, we have to acknowledge that the singlet is part of what makes wrestling the sport that it is by giving its athletes their own look. Don’t make them look like cyclists. Nevertheless, Keith Boykin likes the two-piece, saying he never liked the singlet.

While I still prefer the singlet, I don’t mind the extra variety of lycra available to us. I’m just thinking that once some guy’s dick flops out because the shorts got pulled down, there will be an outcry to go back to the modesty of the singlet.

More reading: here, here, here, and here.

Double Sport Apparel is the company that started this whole two-piece thing.

I need to create a category called WTF for stuff like this. Not only is this so fake, but the groaning … like, does that help things?

From Wigger Broadcast:

Staying on top and in charge. This Silver wrestler, through a series of chain moves and hard-ons, has managed to dominate his opponent and win. Achieved through rigorous Mental planning and exceeding physical expectations, his win stands erect in the face of the crowd. And although his success was hard won and he was certainly stiff competition, his mighty boner overpowers his desire to stay in the ring longer and collect his laurels. Luckily for him, the locker room is up next.

How’s this to start off the new year:

Wear spandex. Open crotch. Touch self. In public.